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"This is Not a Drill"

 

This is not a drill.

This is an electric screwdriver.

If this were a real drill

Your eye socket would be deeper.

 

7/17/08

 

(Okay, okay, it's icky -- but I'm in a cheerful mood!  Really!)

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ebenbrooks
Jul. 18th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
Okay, so here's a cheery one of my own:

Although for the conclave I'm late,
I am pounced on by lovely young Kate.
  With a choice of her body
  Or the Illuminati...
...world conquest will just have to wait!
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